Author Archives: Elliott Morgan

Martin Luther King, Jr.

OPINION: Does MLK’s Infidelity Tarnish His Legacy?

OPINION: Does MLK’s Infidelity Tarnish His Legacy?

Or does it help it? It’s Martin Luther King, Jr. Day! MLK Day is probably my favorite I-never-remember-today-is-a-holiday holiday. MLK Day is to Christmas or Thanksgiving what AMC is to CBS or FOX. That’s right. I just did a holiday/television network analogy. For what it’s worth, it made sense in my head. The bottom line


OPINION: Why Movies Suck Nowadays

Why Movies Suck Nowadays My wife and I were talking the other night, and we came to a conclusion: I don’t really like movies. I mean, don’t get me wrong. I like them. But I don’t LIKE them, if you know what I mean. I’m not a movie buff. I’m a television guy. I love my TV.


Possible “Roger Rabbit” Sequel?!

Possible “Roger Rabbit” Sequel?! According to MTV, a possible sequel to my all-time favorite film, Who Framed Roger Rabbit?, has been written. The original’s director, Robert Zemeckis (Back to the Future), is incredibly happy with the script. Now, they are playing a waiting game with Disney.


Angus T. Jones HATES “Two And A Half Men”!

Angus T. Jones HATES “Two And A Half Men”! Actor Angus T. Jones is lashing out against his primetime sitcom. And who wouldn’t? Two And A Half Men is a microcosm of horrid, trite “comedy.” Its setup-setup-punchline formula has allowed the program to skyrocket into the most-watched category. Even following Charlie Sheen’s departure, the show continues

Pope Benedict XVI

Pope Schools Everyone on Christmas

Pope Schools Everyone on Christmas I’m a big Christmas nerd. My wife and I rock Christmas like it’s a terrifying roller coaster that we pay a lot of money to ride. That’s just how we do, being gangster through and through. Still, Christmas itself is a very commercial and historically inaccurate holiday. It’s also growing

Atheist Meme - Reddit

The Greatest Atheism Meme Ever

Behold: The Greatest Atheism Meme Ever I found this on the front page of Reddit today, and I can say that this is unequivocally, objectively, scientifically the greatest atheism meme ever. I have deduced this through my observations in the physical universe (Reddit) and have collected the data in a non-biased fashion. In other words:

Chris Brown, Who Beats Women

Chris Brown Signs Modeling Contract

Chris Brown (Who Beats Women) Signs Modeling Contract Chris Brown, who beats women, has reportedly signed a modeling contract with agency Wilhelmina International. Wilhelmina International will try to attach Brown, who beats women, to various deals, so that the domestic terrorist can rake in even more money. Brown, who beats women, stated, “Art and style

Tom Hanks

Tom Hanks Hanging with a College Kid

This is Tom Hanks hanging out with a couple seemingly intoxicated dudes at a pizza joint. What magic is this, what trickery? What good deed did I do to deserve this kind of Internet treasure? Good lord, this man is simply one of the greatest. Question: How can we all become as cool as Tom

Megan Fox

Elliott’s Objectification(s) of the Year

Elliott’s Objectification(s) of the Year In response to every popular publication choosing an attractive female celebrity as the hottest, sexiest or most worthy of obsession, I’ve decided to share with you my personal favorite female(s).   So question: Excluding looks, what do you find attractive in females? Because usually, they’re more than that.  


Rappers Rob Studio After Recording Session

Rappers Rob Studio After Recording Session A pair of unidentified rappers recorded a song called “Larry Hoover” early Thursday morning, and after recording their soon-to-not-be-a-hit, they returned with guns and robbed the place blind. They told everyone at Copy Catz recording studio to get on the couch and proceeded to ask for “valuables.” The primary

Boy Meets World

Why a New “Boy Meets World” is an Awful Idea

Why a New “Boy Meets World” is an Awful Idea If I had to pick my favorite television show of all time, it would be Boy Meets World. The show has experienced a resurgence in popularity over the past few years, as ABC Family has refused to stop playing reruns. Good. They shouldn’t. Ever. I could



Leaked Romney Video Goes Viral A perfectly-timed YouTube upload is currently going viral. It shows Mitt Romney during a commercial break going off about his Mormon faith. Despite having just been uploaded, the interview is actually from 2007. Before I go into my opinions on this craziness, you should watch this video in its entirety.


Captain Suing For Wrongful Termination

Cruise Captain Suing for Wrongful Termination Remember back in January, when a negligent cruise ship captain ran his ship aground, killing 32 people? He now faces charges of manslaughter and abandoning the ship. The guy is evidently a horrible human being, let alone captain, and is suing the cruise line that employed him for wrongful