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Joey Powling Jr

Clearly I am covering a story about an adorable baby that had just been through open heart surgery cause its a story close to my heart. :) Unlike most memes featuring political satire or social commentary this one might be the most touching ever. The meme of the “ridiculously good-looking surgery baby” featuring a 3 month old named Joey Powling Jr. is the prime example of the awesomeness that the internet can take on sometimes.

Yup! HBO has ordered a pilot from the amazing Stephen Merchant! “Stephen who?”  You might say, then I would scowl at you and say, “Stephen Merchant you know the co-writer of the British version of The Office and Extras, the co-host of The Ricky Gervais Show, and all around hilarious comedian and actor!” To which you would say, “Oh yeah, that guy. Cool.”

1. Pumpkin flavored everything- Pumpkin scones, pumpkin butter, pumpkin bread, pumpkin pie, pumpkin beer… gigantic coffee conglomerates know what’s up! When you think fall you think pumpkin, when you think pumpkin they think $4.00 latte… harboring on the fact that we love pumpkin and hate missing out on things, we’re expected to spend a ridiculous amount of money on the stupid squash flavored goodness this year.

That pumpkin and that latte might run away together…

2. Sweaters and scarves bitches!!  Pudgesters, now’s our time! Bulky is beautiful, wrap your sweater up in a coat, wrap that coat in a jacket then pop a scarf on top of that, hello Gorgeous!! Men- All of you look good in a pea coat- add on a scarf that makes your eyes pop- you’re a heartbeat away from  NoteBooking your way into my pants… (Note: layer on that anti-perspirant as sweating will be excessive!!)

Fassbender isn’t in The Notebook, but he is in a pea-coat and scarf… and my heart…

3. Halloween, duh- Need I say more??? Known to some as Satan’s holiday, known to most as the time you get to act out your innermost make believe desires.

 

Men and women…
children…
and Skanks… all are welcome at Halloween!!!

4. The season change- Summer is ending, some of you have started school, and others have started the new season of Dexter, either way you’re in for some beautiful fall leaf colors and the cold crisp air.

I want to go to there.

And last but not least…

5. Nostalgia- Described as a sentimental longing for the past, Fall brings nostalgia. With this season you remember that you’re heading into Thanksgiving, the holidays,  and that your year is ending. Time to reflect, Think about what you’ve done, where you’ve been, where you’re going… and what kind of wine pairs well with family???

This couple is looking into their future… also they are more than likely wealthy as they seem to live in a nice neighborhood, and or can afford vacations. Hey look, leaves!!!

 

So lovely people, what are some of the reasons you love fall???

Well it turns out that those adorable puppy and kitten pictures that you keep hanging on your office wall, placed elegantly on your desk, or conveniently tucked in your wallet for easy access COULD make you work harder.