Author Archives: Philip DeFranco

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White VS Black: Breaking into a Car

Note: This is not scientific. The “tests” occur in different neighborhoods (Little Tokyo and Downtown LA) and they are not dressed the same so the only constant is the act of breaking into a car. The rest are uncontrolled variables. That said…THE LAPD everyone.

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SI Swimsuit 2014 Video Teaser

I am but a simple man. No matter how much I “evolve” I can not fight my basic lizard brain feelings. Sports Illustrated posted their 50 second teaser for this years swimsuit issue and I can’t stop watching it. Its beautiful. They are beautiful. I like it and it does stuff to my body. That


5 Things Miley Cyrus Taught Me On Valentines Day

Miley Cyrus is still  the “normal Cyrus” thanks to her dads recent “music video”. Whatever. Main point of this post is that she performed on Valentines Day and people took pictures.  I then looked at these pictures and I learned a few things. Miley Cyrus’ vagina has a secret it wants to tell everyone.  Thats

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R-Rated Movies Get Pixar’d

Josh Cooley has been a storyboard artist at Pixar for over ten years.  He decided to take that skill set and “Pixarify” some of our favorite rated R movies for his new book.  I love them and I think you will too. Bonus Points if you know every single movie.