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AT&T (Aggravatingly Terrible Telephones) Worst in Nation

AT&T (Aggravatingly Terrible Telephones) Worst in Nation

Consumer Reports has released its annual ranking of the best and worst cell phone carriers in the nation, and the results may surprise you!

Lindsay Lohan Punches Psychic

Psychic Punched In Face By Lindsay Lohan

Tiffany Ava Mitchell, a 28 year old former psychic from Florida, seems to have been unable to look far enough into her future to avoid being punched in the face by Lindsay Lohan early Thursday morning. The rest of us, however, definitely saw it coming. The figurative–and literal–car wreck that is Lindsay Lohan will soon

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Scientific Breakthrough: Curing Autoimmune Diseases

Scientific Breakthrough: Curing Autoimmune Diseases Since the first diagnosed case of the autoimmune disease known as Multiple Sclerosis (MS) in 1849, scientists have worked tirelessly in search of a cure, but it wasn’t until microbiologist Stephen Miller and bioengineer Lonnie Shea began working together—over 160 years after that first MS diagnosis—that  a scientific breakthrough leading

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Your WiFi just got 700% better

With the dramatic increase in Wireless Networking, you may have noticed that not all WiFi is created equal.

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‘The Silver Bullet’: America’s Deadliest Destroyer

‘The Silver Bullet’: America’s Deadliest Destroyer Nation, meet the DDG 1000 Zumwalt-class destroyer: a $3 billion warship so advanced that once it is deployed (in either 2014 or 2015) it will be “the most technologically sophisticated warship ever to hit the water”: equipped with dual 155-millimeter guns controlled by a computer, “a battery of SM-2

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Is texting ruining the English language?

Is texting ruining the English language? The list of texting acronyms added to the Oxford English Dictionary has been steadily growing with each passing year–beginning with the induction of the shorthand “OMG”, “LOL, “IMHO”, “FYI”, “TMI”, and “BFF” in 2011–and has led to a ‘battle’ of sorts between texting enthusiasts whose everyday conversations are full

The Hulk Admits to Soaking up the “Love Sponge’s” Sloppy Seconds

Hulk Hogan has finally made public the dirty details of the recently leaked sex tape which features the Hulkster himself (YEAH, BROTHER!!!) and—until now—an unnamed woman with enormous melons.

Science proves you don’t need a brain to be considered “intelligent”

Anyone remember hearing the story of the otherwise healthy baby born without a brain in 2008? Or what about the story revealing that the cast of Jersey Shore made more money in one television season than the President makes in an entire year? Well, if you take comfort in knowing that the possession of higher

New Drug Aims to Defeat Alzheimer’s

I’m willing to bet that we’ve all experienced the same type of dream (or, rather, nightmare) at some point in our lives in which we were thrown into a situation with no idea who we were, where we were, what was happening, or who exactly the people around us might have been. Much like in

Sexytime News: VampyBitMe

What’s better than a sexy female? Trick Question: Nothing. …unless that sexy girl has a Facebook and a Tumblr and an iPhone and human compassion which enables her to share these sexy often semi-nude photos with the world. Man, woman, or tranny–gay, straight, or bi–you’re not gonna wanna miss out on this delicious eye candy

Kitchenaid Employs Assholes* (*amusing assholes need not apply)

Kitchenaid is now caught in the middle of PR suicide as it tries desperately to back out of a tweet (above) ‘accidentally’ posted last night after the first Presidential Debate between Mitt Romney and Barack Obama.

Facebook’s First/Worst Ad

You know how they say ‘first the worst’? It’s true. I’m not sure if you’ve seen the jumble of confusion that claims to be an ad for FaceBook (video embedded for your viewing…pleasure? That doesn’t seem like the right word…I’m so confused), but it sure is something else.

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