Chris Brown (Who Beats Women) Signs Modeling Contract
Chris Brown, who beats women, has reportedly signed a modeling contract with agency Wilhelmina International. Wilhelmina International will try to attach Brown, who beats women, to various deals, so that the domestic terrorist can rake in even more money.
Brown, who beats women, stated, “Art and style has always played a significant role in my life. It’s evolved with me throughout my career.” Taylor Hendrich, the director of Wilhelmina Men, stated that Brown, who beats women, believes he’s a solid choice. He stated, “Chris Brown is a…multifaceted artist with a unique take on style, and we are excited to translate and extend his brand.”
No word on what was originally in place of the above quote’s ellipsis, but I’m guessing it was something about having beaten up a woman one time. Could be wrong.
Now, Chris Brown, who beats women, sometimes gets ridiculed for having beaten women, a fact that much of the public has not forgotten. His fanbase, however, staunchly defends the artist. Because they’re fans. That’s what they do.
Also, just as an Elliott Fun Fact: I used to be repped by Wilhelmina’s commercial division. Almost booked a Chevy commercial once, probably because I’m so rugged.
Question: Have you ever beaten a woman? And what’s a fun, non-violent, fact about yourself?