CHRONO TRIGGER ON YOUR ANDROID!!!
The best frickin’ game EVER is now available to please all your sensory spots straight from your Android! All it takes is $9.99 and you’ll download the the chance, no, the inalienable right to join the ranks of Chrono, Marle, Lucca, Frog, Robo, Ayla, and if you so choose, Magus. YOU ALWAYS CHOOSE MAGUS!
Square Enix’s epic time-jumping saga was previously only available on a couple of devices, like SNES, Playstation, DS, Playstation 3, PSP, PC, and my 6 hour long, one-man show that debuted on Super-Off-Broadway last year.
What makes this Chrono news all the more sweeter is the fact that you’ll be downloading the Nintendo DS edition of the game from the Google Play Store, which means you’ll be graced with the Dimensional Vortex and Lost Sanctum areas as you journey through time to stop Lavos.
If you’ve never played this legendary RPG before, do yourself a favor and download this game immediately. There is a 100% chance that playing this game is infinitely more interesting than anything else you’ll be doing today. Fact. The score is one of the best in video game history, the Double and Triple Techs are highlights of an innovative fighting system, the side-quests are engaging and worth the effort, and the sweeping story and its multiple endings will latch onto your soul. It will BECOME PART OF YOU.
I’d like to present my undying gratitude to Hironobu Sakaguchi, Nobuo Uematsu and Akira Toriyama, for creating this masterpiece and to Square Enix for slowly pulling their heads from their collective asses a little more each year. Now, will you please get to work on a true sequel, because Chrono Cross doesn’t count. Guess I’ll just stick to extending my time with the gang by playing Crimson Echos.
QUESTION: THIS IS THE BEST GAME EVER.