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15 Year Old Slays Dragon Force’s Through the Fire and Flames

Someone get Tina S. an agent, because she’s crushing it. If this video evidences what happens when talent and dedication are guided by experience, then clearly teacher Renaud Louis-Servais is earning his bread. For everyone else lacking the skills, desire, or time, there’s always the power of imagination. Then again, who knows how much better she could become with a “certain” teacher?

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Fictional Character Propoganda!

IT’S TIME FOR THE DRAWING BOARD. GET. PUMPED. Let’s start this off with last week’s design that will stay on site forever! The winner is….Knight Of The Underworld! The below design was created by Ioannis Hadjikyriakou. Congrats and thanks for an awesome design! And now, for your featured presentation. This week’s theme is Fictional Character Propaganda, and honestly, it’s super badass. I’m too in love with some of these designs. Let’s dive right in! Human Strife, by Jordan Heaver  Right off the bat with some Naruto! I like all the colors in this piece, the purple especially stands out to

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BRAND NEW AVENGERS: AGE OF ULTRON TRAILER

AND IT’S GLORIOUS

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Ronda Rousey Told She Can’t Beat Up a Man

Note to self: Never talk shit to a UFC champion.

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Vince Vaughn and Co. Create Stock Photos To Promote ‘Unfinished Business’

I’ve gotta admit, I have some stock in this game. Unfinished Business, which comes out this Friday, March 6th, is a film I worked on back in 2013 while I was an intern at Escape Artists. But that doesn’t make this newest promotional effort any less AWESOME. Unfinished Business sees Vince Vaughn, Dave Franco, and Tom Wilkinson take their small business to Europe to compete against a giant company for a contract. The giant company is Vaughn’s former employer, hence the title of the film. To promote the film, Twentieth Century Fox teamed up with iStock by Getty Images to

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ADVENTURE TIME MOVIE IS COMING!!! MATHEMATICAL!!!

An Adventure Time movie is in the works from Warner Bros.! ALGEBRAIC!!!

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Taco Bell Testing Cap’n Crunch Balls

And they’re filled with milky cream icing.

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There Is A Batman Hotel Room With Your Name On It

Bat-signal and Batmobile included. Adulthood sold separately.

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Astronomers Discover Black Hole 12 Billion Times Bigger Than Our Sun

Researchers at Peking University have announced the discovery of one of the largest black holes known to science. The black hole, named SDSS J010013.02, is 12 billion times bigger than our sun, and six times bigger than other black holes of equivalent age.

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Man Builds ‘Star Wars’ Millennium Falcon Guitar

Doni from Doni’s Custom Guitars has built two Millennium Falcon guitars, and they are pretty awesome!

Cloned Dogs Rioting In New York (And Puppy Pics)

It’s begun. I’m all for scientific breakthroughs, but there are times when science is just plain wrong. Two cloned dogs are, according to residents, terrorizing Manhattan’s Upper West Side, and are never leashed in public.

Gary Rintel, 45, calls himself a writer and is a “trust fund layabout.” So there’s that and I already want to punch him a lot. Anyway, he loved his dog so much that when Astro — yes, the dog’s name was Astro — died, he made a hat out of the dog.

That wasn’t enough — he decided to spend $140,000 to get the collie mix cloned twice. And now he’s walking around Manhattan letting Cosmo and Retro run around unleashed. And currently they’re terrorizing the neighborhood. One resident noted that one of the dogs (you can’t tell which because they are both abominations) attacked his Labrador puppy and bit his hand.

We have exclusive footage of this incident:

It went down exactly like that.

Anyway, Rintel’s paid over $2,000 in fines for not having his dog leashed, but with the aforementioned trust fund, it seems like it doesn’t even faze him. So the dogs are just running amok, even going so far as to run into a building to chase after a dog.

Soon we will see the rise of the clone dogs. Someone will soon clone their Rottweiler to attack these cloned Collies and they will battle. The victor will become more powerful. Because that’s how bad science works. As we begin the canine arms race, Manhattan will be flooded with duplicated dogs.

What next? Cats? Of course cats. Dogs will eat the cats. Clone ‘em!

Dog food supplies will run out. What will they eat then? What will be their food supply, readers?

They will come for us. Gaze upon the army of our destruction and despair. 

Wait, how’d a hedgehog get in here? Dammit, Sam.

 

It’s not the zombie apocalypse, it’s the twisted DNA of these copied animals that will be our doom. We will have no choice but to turn to SkyNet.

After that, my friends, we are well and truly screwed.

Question: What will you do, when the crazy canine clones come for you?