Dude Dressed As Mario Groped Women

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Yup. A dude dressed as Mario groped some ladies while out at NYC’s Times Square. So we’re going to reveal the secret pasts of other Nintendo characters.

So, Damon Torres is a mid-thirties street performer who busks out at Times Square. Well, when he got all Mario’d out, he apparently was feeling a little frisky, and started getting all up on the women around there. Apparently he grabbed a fifty-eight year old woman’s thighs, or, as a security guard says, “touched her private parts.He was arrested and charged with forcible touching and marijuana possession. Let me just note a few other Nintendo characters with a shady past.

Luigi

You know that pot possession charge? Well, Luigi deals.

See? He’s the reason why neither of them can go to California ever again.

 

Samus

She’s had a hard life. A hard life full of killing evil. There’s only one way for her to cope, and that is through rampant alcoholism.

 

 

Wario

What about Wario? He’s a straight up child molester. Seriously, just look at him. Anything about that doesn’t shout “I diddle kids” to you?

  All right, we’re pretty much done here. Question: Which Nintendo star do you think is a full on degenerate?

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  • http://twitter.com/theInitialR Rodney Charles

    Peach. Peach is an obvious whore. Where do you think Baby Bowser came from? Let me tell you something. Peach is never really kidnapped.

  • http://www.facebook.com/Taylorsmith1986 Taylor Smith

    I just want to share this video with the guys at sourcefed and phil cause i saw this video yesterday and this story just reminded me of this video…they got a kickstarter to get help to finish the series….and I gotta say…. Toad’s a bad ass in this video…lol

  • PriestHunter

    If we step outside Nintendo, I’d say the dude you play in Minecraft. He’s basically been dropped off at a prison colony that’s empty of people and told he has to survive the giant poisonous spiders, undead, and other monsters. And the only other place he has available to travel to: Hell. I mean, what do you have to do to end up in up in Australia?

  • http://www.facebook.com/trevor.nelson.357 Trevor Nelson

    Mr.Game and Watch
    I believe his name says more than we think…

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