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15 Year Old Slays Dragon Force’s Through the Fire and Flames

Someone get Tina S. an agent, because she’s crushing it. If this video evidences what happens when talent and dedication are guided by experience, then clearly teacher Renaud Louis-Servais is earning his bread. For everyone else lacking the skills, desire, or time, there’s always the power of imagination. Then again, who knows how much better she could become with a “certain” teacher?

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Fictional Character Propoganda!

IT’S TIME FOR THE DRAWING BOARD. GET. PUMPED. Let’s start this off with last week’s design that will stay on site forever! The winner is….Knight Of The Underworld! The below design was created by Ioannis Hadjikyriakou. Congrats and thanks for an awesome design! And now, for your featured presentation. This week’s theme is Fictional Character Propaganda, and honestly, it’s super badass. I’m too in love with some of these designs. Let’s dive right in! Human Strife, by Jordan Heaver  Right off the bat with some Naruto! I like all the colors in this piece, the purple especially stands out to

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BRAND NEW AVENGERS: AGE OF ULTRON TRAILER

AND IT’S GLORIOUS

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Ronda Rousey Told She Can’t Beat Up a Man

Note to self: Never talk shit to a UFC champion.

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Vince Vaughn and Co. Create Stock Photos To Promote ‘Unfinished Business’

I’ve gotta admit, I have some stock in this game. Unfinished Business, which comes out this Friday, March 6th, is a film I worked on back in 2013 while I was an intern at Escape Artists. But that doesn’t make this newest promotional effort any less AWESOME. Unfinished Business sees Vince Vaughn, Dave Franco, and Tom Wilkinson take their small business to Europe to compete against a giant company for a contract. The giant company is Vaughn’s former employer, hence the title of the film. To promote the film, Twentieth Century Fox teamed up with iStock by Getty Images to

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ADVENTURE TIME MOVIE IS COMING!!! MATHEMATICAL!!!

An Adventure Time movie is in the works from Warner Bros.! ALGEBRAIC!!!

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Taco Bell Testing Cap’n Crunch Balls

And they’re filled with milky cream icing.

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There Is A Batman Hotel Room With Your Name On It

Bat-signal and Batmobile included. Adulthood sold separately.

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Astronomers Discover Black Hole 12 Billion Times Bigger Than Our Sun

Researchers at Peking University have announced the discovery of one of the largest black holes known to science. The black hole, named SDSS J010013.02, is 12 billion times bigger than our sun, and six times bigger than other black holes of equivalent age.

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Man Builds ‘Star Wars’ Millennium Falcon Guitar

Doni from Doni’s Custom Guitars has built two Millennium Falcon guitars, and they are pretty awesome!

Medical Lab Loses $700,000 Worth Of Gold

A medical research lab in Chesterfield, Missouri, has lost or had stolen over $700,000 worth of gold. No one knows where it is. Uh-huh, guys. You’re not even trying, are you?

A Pfizer, Inc. lab totally has no idea what’s going on with the gold they stole it and have brought in the police to start an investigation. After an employee was handling inventory, he found that the gold was missing he stole it.

Police Captain Steven Lewis said in a statement about the gold:

We’re not even sure if they just didn’t account for it and it was used naturally, or if it was stolen or misplaced.

It was totally stolen.

 

Pfizer chose not to explain how they use the gold, which I find horrifying. I mean, it’s gold. Are we ingesting that? Is there gold in our stomachs, now?

Many in the story have commented on how difficult it would be to actually fence the gold. The general manager of Missouri Gold Buyers said they would not take the gold outright.

If someone showed up with a bucket full of this stuff, no one would buy it over the counter, not from our store at least.

I have a few ideas.

Three Ways To Fence Stolen Gold Dust

Put It In Yo’ Teeth: Trust me, Lil’ Wayne would be totally down with buying your stolen gold dust. He would probably also call you a, and I’m going to pre-quote this, “gangsta.” That would be fantastic. Don’t you want to be a gangsta?

Give It To A Warlord: You know Somalia, right? You can totally go there and give it to a brutal regime with absolutely no concern for human rights. But they’ll trade you gold for stuff. And then you can sell that stuff! It’s probably guns, so your mileage may vary.

Hammer Time: Or this: