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15 Year Old Slays Dragon Force’s Through the Fire and Flames

Someone get Tina S. an agent, because she’s crushing it. If this video evidences what happens when talent and dedication are guided by experience, then clearly teacher Renaud Louis-Servais is earning his bread. For everyone else lacking the skills, desire, or time, there’s always the power of imagination. Then again, who knows how much better she could become with a “certain” teacher?

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Fictional Character Propoganda!

IT’S TIME FOR THE DRAWING BOARD. GET. PUMPED. Let’s start this off with last week’s design that will stay on site forever! The winner is….Knight Of The Underworld! The below design was created by Ioannis Hadjikyriakou. Congrats and thanks for an awesome design! And now, for your featured presentation. This week’s theme is Fictional Character Propaganda, and honestly, it’s super badass. I’m too in love with some of these designs. Let’s dive right in! Human Strife, by Jordan Heaver  Right off the bat with some Naruto! I like all the colors in this piece, the purple especially stands out to

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BRAND NEW AVENGERS: AGE OF ULTRON TRAILER

AND IT’S GLORIOUS

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Ronda Rousey Told She Can’t Beat Up a Man

Note to self: Never talk shit to a UFC champion.

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Vince Vaughn and Co. Create Stock Photos To Promote ‘Unfinished Business’

I’ve gotta admit, I have some stock in this game. Unfinished Business, which comes out this Friday, March 6th, is a film I worked on back in 2013 while I was an intern at Escape Artists. But that doesn’t make this newest promotional effort any less AWESOME. Unfinished Business sees Vince Vaughn, Dave Franco, and Tom Wilkinson take their small business to Europe to compete against a giant company for a contract. The giant company is Vaughn’s former employer, hence the title of the film. To promote the film, Twentieth Century Fox teamed up with iStock by Getty Images to

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ADVENTURE TIME MOVIE IS COMING!!! MATHEMATICAL!!!

An Adventure Time movie is in the works from Warner Bros.! ALGEBRAIC!!!

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Taco Bell Testing Cap’n Crunch Balls

And they’re filled with milky cream icing.

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There Is A Batman Hotel Room With Your Name On It

Bat-signal and Batmobile included. Adulthood sold separately.

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Astronomers Discover Black Hole 12 Billion Times Bigger Than Our Sun

Researchers at Peking University have announced the discovery of one of the largest black holes known to science. The black hole, named SDSS J010013.02, is 12 billion times bigger than our sun, and six times bigger than other black holes of equivalent age.

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Man Builds ‘Star Wars’ Millennium Falcon Guitar

Doni from Doni’s Custom Guitars has built two Millennium Falcon guitars, and they are pretty awesome!

Oh, Florida. You So Crazy

Apparently my use of the word “cray” somehow limits my credibility, so I won’t use it. But seriously. Florida’s pretty cray crazy. Here are a few stories about Florida that show just how cray crazy they are. Or maybe they just don’t have a lot to do, but they should.  I mean, when we were in Tampa we had a lot to do. And by “a lot to do,” I mean, “a lot of Yuengling.” So the state can’t be all bad. Elliott assures me it’s not, anyway.

Dude Tries To Shoot Horse That Bucked Him

Yup. Lonnie Wilkerson (which, first of all, that’s definitely an aptly-named dude for this story) got hisself loaded up on vodka (not the drink I would expect) and was riding his horse back home. The horse suddenly bucked him.

So Lonnie grabs his 40-caliber pistol and tries to shoot the horse in retaliation. He was unsuccessful — didn’t even land one shot. When he got picked up they had to take him to the hospital for injuries sustained from the bucking.

I mean… I really don’t have any jokes for this. It did my job for me. Please insert joke here: (___________________).

 

Two Guys Arrested After Trying To Take A Picture In Front of Sheriff’s Helicopter

So, Volusia county Sheriff’s deputies were landing a helicopter in response to a trauma call. You know, their jobs. Though they were heading to a country club, so perhaps they made the trauma call up just to get an excuse to fly to a country club.

Then two guys who were completely obliterated from said country club came up with the brilliant idea to take a picture in front of the helicopter. Which, not the best idea, but hey, helicopter. They approached the parking lot, found it was blocked off. At that point, you might think, “hey, cut your losses.” Nope, their resolve was steeled. And those cray crazy kids hopped the barriers and tried to get their photo.

In a shocking twist — they got arrested, and had to be physically sent away from Air One. They admitted to having “a few drinks.”

 

Robbers Didn’t Understand Chinese, So They Didn’t Steal Any Money

Quickly, now — three robbers went into a Chinese restaurant. They said a lot of words in English. The Chinese restauranteurs are all: “(Chinese writing)” and the robbers got so angry that one of them pistol-whipped the register and clearly didn’t follow Army protocol about keeping your finger off the trigger — the gun accidentally discharged. Wow, that’s pretty cray crazy.

Naturally, it scared the living daylights out of everyone. Robbers took off with no money in their pockets. Or, at least, not the restaurant’s money. They might’ve had bus fare, I don’t know.

 

Question: What other cray crazy stories have you found today? 

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