Squeezing Breasts Can Prevent Cancer?!

Squeezing Breasts Can Prevent Cancer?!

Squeezing Boobs prevents breast cancer

According to new research, a little squeeze may be all that is needed to prevent malignant breast cells from triggering cancer.

Experiments have shown that applying physical pressure guides cells back to a normal growth pattern. The leading member of the research team at the University of California in Berkeley, Gautham Venugopalan has stated:

“People have known for centuries that physical force can influence our bodies. When we lift weights our muscles get bigger. The force of gravity is essential to keeping our bones strong. Here we show that physical force can play a role in the growth – and reversion – of cancer cells.”

The study itself involved growing malignant breast epithelials within a gel that was then injected into flexible silicone chambers. Scientists then applied compression during the first stages of cell growth, and over time the compressed cells began to grow in a far more normal, organized fashion.

Once the tissue structure was formed the cells stopped growing entirely, even if the compressive force was stopped. Cells that remains un-squeezed continued to grow in the haphazard and uncontrolled way that typically leads to cancer. It appears that malignant cells can be re-trained back into healthy growth patterns. While scientists aren’t envisioning a line of cancer fighting compression bras, they believe the research will provide clues that can lead to new treatments.

The results have since been presented at the annual meeting of the American Society for Cell Biology in San Francisco, California.


What do you think about the new findings?

  • Tehho

    my god please let this become a job

    • noname

      no, trust me. most of those women with Breast cancer are middle aged to old. unless you want to grab saggy boobs stay away. but, if you do, be my guest.

  • http://pulse.yahoo.com/_G4RMEXSVOW4XYEQODSYG6FUKUY Cat

    I happen to be an expert in the field. Message me for appointments.

    • http://www.facebook.com/Chasarsis Rashad Foux

      Mustache rides are optional.

    • Zack Letinic

      Should have said “Massage me for appointments.”

      It is a really bad pun, i know. But the interwebs loves puns!
      (I’m also ashamed of myself that I couldn’t think of a pun for the above line. Again, sorry.)

  • Hashtag HEEL

    As Jessie from Breaking bad would say “Science, BITCH!”

  • http://www.facebook.com/smitus Daniel DeShetler

    I tried convincing girls of this for a long time. Now to tell my girlfriend it’s a real thing. Time for treatment!

  • http://www.facebook.com/Ravn987 Erich Shrefler

    See, Mario was just doing the residence of NYC a service! XD

    • http://twitter.com/SlappyNinja Thomas Kolb

      except Mario grabbed a cooter, not a boob :o)

  • gw232

    Man, I wish I was a part of conducting this experiment.

  • MiseryLC

    All you need is love

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