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15 Year Old Slays Dragon Force’s Through the Fire and Flames

Someone get Tina S. an agent, because she’s crushing it. If this video evidences what happens when talent and dedication are guided by experience, then clearly teacher Renaud Louis-Servais is earning his bread. For everyone else lacking the skills, desire, or time, there’s always the power of imagination. Then again, who knows how much better she could become with a “certain” teacher?

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Fictional Character Propoganda!

IT’S TIME FOR THE DRAWING BOARD. GET. PUMPED. Let’s start this off with last week’s design that will stay on site forever! The winner is….Knight Of The Underworld! The below design was created by Ioannis Hadjikyriakou. Congrats and thanks for an awesome design! And now, for your featured presentation. This week’s theme is Fictional Character Propaganda, and honestly, it’s super badass. I’m too in love with some of these designs. Let’s dive right in! Human Strife, by Jordan Heaver  Right off the bat with some Naruto! I like all the colors in this piece, the purple especially stands out to

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BRAND NEW AVENGERS: AGE OF ULTRON TRAILER

AND IT’S GLORIOUS

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Ronda Rousey Told She Can’t Beat Up a Man

Note to self: Never talk shit to a UFC champion.

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Vince Vaughn and Co. Create Stock Photos To Promote ‘Unfinished Business’

I’ve gotta admit, I have some stock in this game. Unfinished Business, which comes out this Friday, March 6th, is a film I worked on back in 2013 while I was an intern at Escape Artists. But that doesn’t make this newest promotional effort any less AWESOME. Unfinished Business sees Vince Vaughn, Dave Franco, and Tom Wilkinson take their small business to Europe to compete against a giant company for a contract. The giant company is Vaughn’s former employer, hence the title of the film. To promote the film, Twentieth Century Fox teamed up with iStock by Getty Images to

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ADVENTURE TIME MOVIE IS COMING!!! MATHEMATICAL!!!

An Adventure Time movie is in the works from Warner Bros.! ALGEBRAIC!!!

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Taco Bell Testing Cap’n Crunch Balls

And they’re filled with milky cream icing.

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There Is A Batman Hotel Room With Your Name On It

Bat-signal and Batmobile included. Adulthood sold separately.

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Astronomers Discover Black Hole 12 Billion Times Bigger Than Our Sun

Researchers at Peking University have announced the discovery of one of the largest black holes known to science. The black hole, named SDSS J010013.02, is 12 billion times bigger than our sun, and six times bigger than other black holes of equivalent age.

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Man Builds ‘Star Wars’ Millennium Falcon Guitar

Doni from Doni’s Custom Guitars has built two Millennium Falcon guitars, and they are pretty awesome!

The Majestic Corgi

The Majestic Corgi

For those unsure how to articulate the elegance of nature, look no further than a sunset. However, for those whose taste in the beauty of life cannot be satiated by mere sunsets (because they can get boring after, you know, one), I’d like to present to you a true beacon of comfort. In a world where Ann Coulter is a thing, it does not hurt to be reminded that there are still untainted symbols of purity among us. You call them corgis. I call them hope.

 

Many accuse the corgi of looking “silly.” Tell me, what is silly about a creature that has evolved into ridiculousness? What’s more, said evolution was done by humans, who are inherently ridiculous. So know that when you ridicule a corgi, you’re actually ridiculing yourself.

 

 

Let’s move on to biology. When you look at the above picture, you might first belief that a mad scientist has successfully bred a dog with, say, a rabbit. Alas, this tiny, blinded-by-the-light ball of adorable is indeed just another corgi. But if you look closer, you’ll see ears that don’t stick straight up. This can present health problems if the ears fail to straighten by the time the puppy reaches around 16 weeks. The owner will need to clean their majesty’s ears on a regular basis, as moisture can become locked in there and create bacterial and/or yeast infections. If that occurs, a medication may be required. Let’s hope this warrior grows into a proper beast.

 

 

Moving on to the Cardigan Welsh corgi. They’re not as adorable as the Pembroke Welsh corgi, but they’re corgis, so we let them hang out anyway. I certainly wouldn’t kick this thing out of bed, if you know what I mean! (I mean that I would allow it to share a bed with me, as long as it was properly trained and not a bed hog.)

 

 

This human probably cracked a joke about the puppy’s short legs. The human laughs, but only for a moment before being torn limb from limb.

 

 

The king awaits his feast. If you look closely at this picture, you’ll see a dangerously obese canine. Unfortunately, such poor health decisions–imparted, naturally, by this dog’s stupid human–will ultimately lead to spinal problems. The majestic, stumpy feet of the corgi can present problems if not accounted for with diet and exercise.

 

 

Well, this is just silly.

 

 

It’s hard to spot corgis in the wild, because they’re civilized socialites and find camping to be repulsive. Except for this little guy, who is clearly insane.

 

 

Corgis mask their undying love of humans by occasionally killing one.

 

 

Please, no pictures.

 

 

Corgis don’t die. They only become adorable zombies.

Finally, if you’re feeling fatalistic, or if you’ve been reading too much Kierkegaard, or if maybe you’ve recently experienced heartbreak, know that the depths of despair are escaped through corgis. And although corgis might enjoy board games, whiskey, and the occasional sultry songstress, such pleasures of the human mind will not aid you in your quest for purpose and meaning. After all, there’s a reason that “corgi” spelled backwards is “igroc.”

They just won’t tell us what it is.

 

Question: Which picture above most affirmed your life?

 

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