Zombie Cologne For Him?!

Zombie For Him

Zombie For Him

Perfume company Demeter has released a fragrance to make sure you blend in with the scenery and so that the zombie hordes can’t sniff you out.

The Zombie Apocalypse is the backdrop for Demeter’s newest fragrance, with the undead inspiring both His and Her scents that are designed to stop the walkers from smelling where you are.

In a press release, Demeter claimed the product is “eminently wearable  which leads me to believe just one thing. Demeter may have released another fragrance containing a form of the T-Virus and is trying to prepare us for the end.

Or they’re just cashing in on the whole zombie thing, it could be that too.

The smell is described by Huffington Post author Simon McCormack as something akin to “the volcano exhibit at the New Mexico Museum of Natural History and Science.” According to Demeter’s description:

“Think forest floor. Zombie for Him is a combination of dried leaves, mushrooms, mildew, moss and earth.”

The Zombie for Her apparently smells like rotting grass and has “dregs from the bottom of the wine barrel for a feminine touch.”

Nation

Do you think this will camouflage your smell enough to sneak past the zombie hordes? Why or why not? Let us know in the comments down below!

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